This Home Is Ruled by Fluffy Butts & Green Thumbs — Chicken & Garden Tee

Two heads of state, one household: the hens out back and the tomatoes out front. This cottagecore crest declares your home officially ruled by fluffy butts and green thumbs — and honestly, they’re running things better than most.

The details:

• Soft, heavyweight Comfort Colors® 1717 garment-dyed cotton
• Relaxed fit with a washed, lived-in vintage feel
• Printed to order in the U.S.

Long may they reign (and lay).