"Can't. Chicken Chores." - Embroidered Hat

Some plans are optional. Chicken chores are not.

This simple, bold design is made for the backyard flock-keepers who know that feeding, watering, collecting eggs, and checking on everyone somehow takes priority over everything else.

Perfect for busy mornings, muddy afternoons, and those moments when “I can’t” really means “the chickens need me.”

Minimal, funny, and easy to wear, this hat is a little reminder that your schedule may be flexible—but chicken chores are forever.

Product features

- Structured six-panel mid-profile build with hard buckram front for a crisp shape

- Pre-curved Permacurv® visor with matching undervisor and eight rows of stitching

- Breathable 100% polyester mesh back to reduce sweat and improve airflow

- Comfortable cotton sweatband and adjustable plastic snap closure for a tailored fit

- Front/visor fabric blend 60% cotton, 40% polyester; meets safety compliance for lead, bisphenols, and phthalates

Care instructions

- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.