Probably Talking to My Ducks — Funny Duck Lover Tee

If the phone’s going unanswered, check the duck pond first — that’s where the real conversation is happening. This minimalist duck-lover design speaks for the flock keeper whose favorite people have webbed feet and have somehow never once left a text on read.

The details:

• Soft, heavyweight Comfort Colors® garment-dyed tee
• 100% ring-spun cotton, relaxed unisex fit, no side seams
• Sizes S–4XL; printed to order in the USA

Better listeners than most humans, frankly.