Low Maintenance Girl, High Maintenance Flock Tee

You? Low maintenance. Wash-and-go, easily pleased, happiest in bed by nine. Your flock? A full-time job with feathers, strong opinions and a snack schedule you never agreed to. This one’s for the girls whose chickens are the high-maintenance ones in the relationship.

The details:

• Soft, heavyweight garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton
• Relaxed, true-to-size fit that softens every wash
• Double-needle stitched; sizes S–4XL
• Printed to order

Certified easygoing. The hens are a different story.