Garden Club — Washed Dad Cap

Garden Club membership has two requirements: dirt permanently under the nails and a tomato surplus you’re quietly desperate to hand off to neighbors. This tidy embroidered cap makes your standing official for every cottagecore gardener and unrepentant plant hoarder.

The details:

• Embroidered on a structured, washed cap
• Adjustable strap; one size fits most
• Breaks in soft and just-right with wear

Dues payable in zucchini.