Emotionally Attached to My Chickens | Retro Comfort Colors Tee

Yes, they have names. Yes, you’d absolutely cry. This is a shirt for the deeply, unreasonably attached — the kind of flock keeper who knows each hen by her personality and her grievances. A soft retro heart says the quiet part out loud.

The details:

• Heavyweight Comfort Colors® garment-dyed cotton
• Roomy, cozy, lived-in fit
• Printed to order in the USA

They’re not livestock. They’re family with feathers.