I Have Enough Chickens, Said No One Ever — Funny Chicken Lover Tee

“I have enough chickens,” said no one, ever. It started with three. It’s never three. This one’s for the perpetually-expanding flock and the questionable chicken math that keeps it growing.

The details:

• Soft, heavyweight Comfort Colors® garment-dyed cotton
• 100% ring-spun cotton, relaxed unisex fit, no side seams
• Roomy, lived-in, pre-shrunk; sizes S–4XL
• Printed to order in the USA

You were only getting a few. Sure you were.