Can’t. Chicken Chores. Crewneck Sweatshirt — Funny Farm Life Pullover for Chicken Lovers

A complete excuse in three words: Can’t. Chicken chores. No further explanation offered, none required. The rust-and-cream print and hand-drawn hen sit on a soft, lived-in crewneck built for porch coffee, coop runs, and politely declining plans you never wanted anyway.

The details:

• Soft, medium-weight knit that wears like your favorite old sweatshirt
• Ribbed collar and cuffs; tubular, seam-free body for all-day comfort
• Reinforced stitching and a tear-away label (no itch, no fuss)
• Relaxed unisex fit; roomy enough to layer

The only note you’ll ever need to call in busy.