Ask Me About My Chickens | Embroidered Chicken Dad Hat

Fair warning stitched right onto your forehead: you asked, and now you’re getting the full flock rundown, names and personalities included. Cheerful embroidery for the chicken keeper who was going to tell you anyway.

The details:

• Structured-soft cotton dad hat
• Adjustable strap for a comfy one-size fit
• Embroidered to order

You have been warned. You will be hearing about Gerald.