I Like 3 People and About 32 Chickens T-Shirt

The math checks out: three people, roughly thirty-two chickens, and the chickens are pulling ahead. A cheery retro print in sunny oranges and greens states your priorities plainly, so you don’t have to.

The details:

• Soft, garment-dyed cotton that wears like an old favorite
• Relaxed, heavyweight knit that softens with every wash
• Tubular construction with double-needle seams
• Retro sunshine-and-hens print; sizes as listed

The three people know who they are. The chickens do not care.