Garden Hair, Don’t Care — Funny Gardening Tee for Plant Lovers

Dirt on the knees, hair a full disaster, happiest person alive. Garden hair, don’t care — the official uniform of anyone who’d rather be outside arguing with the tomatoes than doing literally anything indoors.

The details:

• Soft, heavyweight Comfort Colors® garment-dyed tee
• Roomy, lived-in fit that’s pre-shrunk and only gets softer
• 100% ring-spun cotton, relaxed unisex fit, no side seams
• Sizes S–4XL, printed to order in the USA

The mirror gave up. The garden did not.