Betty Lou Memorial — Funny Halloween Tombstone Chicken Tee

“Departed now is Betty Lou. She only wanted chickens two. At last count she had forty-two.” A cautionary tale about chicken math, now fully wearable. Hand-inked folk art — a circle of hens, eggs, rustic foliage and a sly skull-and-wreath accent — in soft, muted tones.

The details:

• Heavyweight, garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton — soft and broken-in from the very first wear
• Relaxed, true-to-size fit that only gets better (and softer) every wash
• Double-needle stitched for the long haul; sizes S–4XL
• Comfort-colors style dye means gentle tonal variation — no two are exactly alike

You said two. We’ve all said two.