Can't. Chicken Chores. — Funny Chicken Lover Tee

“Wanna make plans this weekend?” Can’t. Chicken chores. It’s not an excuse, it’s a lifestyle — and now it’s printed right on your chest, complete with a small hand-drawn hen. For the flock keeper whose social calendar runs 90% coop and 10% “maybe later.”

The details:

• Butter-soft, garment-dyed Comfort Colors® cotton
• Relaxed, lived-in fit that feels like an old favorite
• Small hand-drawn hen graphic; printed to order

Politely declining, one egg run at a time.