Antisocial But Make It Chickens | Retro Comfort Colors Tee

Not antisocial — just selective. People are exhausting; the hens are perfect and have never once talked over you. A sunny retro scene for the coop-dweller who’d genuinely rather be out back with the flock than anywhere with a guest list.

The details:

• Heavyweight Comfort Colors® garment-dyed cotton
• Roomy, cozy, lived-in fit
• Printed to order in the USA

Declining plans, one hen at a time.